CHOCOTAINER

by The Chocolate Dictionary

A person who keeps their chocolates for an inordinately long period of time – i.e. more than a few days, a week even! – before eating them. Whether such a person is blessed with superhuman powers of self-control,  (being able to eat just one at a time every two days or so), or simply forgets the delicious chocolates are even there, has yet to be fully determined. What is obvious, though, is that instructions such as “to be consumed within one week of purchase” are never treated (as most chocophiles would treat them) as mere ironical asides.

george-marks-man-offering-woman-box-of-chocolates

Two ‘chocotainers’ eking out their chocolates and demonstrating their wholly uncommon powers of self-control. (Photo by: George Marks)

Advertisements