CHOCONOUGHT

by The Chocolate Dictionary

A choconought is a simile, usually starting with “as useful as…”, comparing someone or something to a chocolate tool that has no practical value whatsoever. Examples include:

  • As useful as a chocolate teapot.
  • As useful as a chocolate fireguard.
  • As useful as a chocolate poker.
  • As useful as a chocolate frying pan.

Chocolate teapot, useful for only one thing… eating.

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